A fat fuck, not to be confused with a large or overweight individual (a community I, myself am a part of), is an archetype defined by a combination of physical and behavioral characteristics. The quintessential fat fuck tends to have a disproportionate weight to height ratio while sporting a blustery, hollow, ego that is fed by insecurity. Typical behavior traits include an overbearing and boisterous attitude, crassness, shameless laziness, condescension, and a surprising sense of narcissism. Fat fucks can be encountered just about everywhere in the USA.
A fat fuck’s overbearing nature tends to get them quickly promoted to middle management, but their general lack of motivation tends to ensure they stay confined there. As a result, most people have found (or will find) themselves working under an embittered and miserable fat fuck at one point in there lives. As stated above, they tend of be shamelessly lazy and specialize in making their subordinates feel particularly small.
If a fat fuck is not your superior and only a co-worker, then you tend to have to listen to them drone on and on about themselves. If you ever attempt to discuss anything that’s not about them or at least affects the fat fuck, they will usually change the subject or even find a reason to quickly leave the room.
You frequently encounter fat fucks in a public setting as well. Much of my public encounters with them are in shopping environments. They will usually enter and find the closest, most convenient counter to slump over and sweat on. They will then proceed to order half of the store clerks to do their shopping for them; as a result, there’s nobody around that is able to assist you or any other customer.
Living in New York City, I ride the subway everyday; being a large man myself, I tend to board a crowded train by going to an end corner of the car, as to not accidentally plow under a poor fellow staphanger if the train makes any unexpected jerks. Fat fucks however, are the ones that will attempt to squeeze into a really small space on the bench in hopes that the person sitting next to them will get uncomfortable enough and just get up; the really audacious ones will claim disability and ask (or demand) that you give up your seat. If acquiring a seat is impossible, as they will just stand in the doorway and not move when the train comes into the station.
I am fortunate enough to not be related to a fat fuck, but I have seen the cruelty and narcissism in which they can treat members of their family or friends. I’ve seen them shun an overweight daughter, make their eighty year old mother clean their house and bring them food on demand and claim every malady in the book to justify doing so.
I will say in closing, reiterating that I am a large man myself, that a fat fuck is not synonymous with an overweight or fat person, but a person with very specific character traits.